Courtney’s Bag Of Dolls

April 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Where do I sign up to become Courtney Love’s newest BFF? She should copy Wonky and get herself a reality show where she looks for a new BFF. It would bring out the major crackheads looking for a fix, because Court has the goods. She left a London club last night with a bag full of dolls. DOLL! GIMME! I could only make out one of the bottles and it’s Adderall. Of course. The woman probably douches with Adderall. Silly me, she doesn’t wash.

Court also sported a dirty ass finger. It looks like she just stuck it up the ass of a dehydrated person. I say a dehydrated person, because her finger looks a little yellow. It’s probably just a minor case of crack finger.

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