The Divorce Is Off

April 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are no longer getting a divorce. Robin needs a fucking labotomy. Extra confirms that a dismissal was filed and granted in court yesterday. Robin filed for divorce on December 21 citing irreconcilable differences. They have been married for 11 years and have two teenage kids together.

The two showed up to an Eddie Vedder concert in Berkeley, CA last night. Eddie dedicated Tom Waits’Picture in a Frame” to a very special couple (Sean & Robin). Later on in the show, Sean came on stage to wish Robin a Happy Birthday. I’m sure the night ended with Robin blowing out her own birthday cake in her room alone and Sean doing lines off of a call girl’s ass in a hotel across town.

At the time of their split, a source told UsWeekly,He always seemed like a bachelor at heart and the kind of guy who just couldn’t be married for long.”

Sean is really hot in that “I don’t know if he’s going to hit me or kiss me” kind of way. The kind of dude you want to fuck with, but not live with. Hopefully, he takes his meds and acts like a good boy. As if. She will be filing for divorce again before Fall.

Thanks DJ

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