Rihanna And Chris Brown Still Aren’t Dating

April 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Her royal alien highness, Rihanna, still claims that she’s not doing sexy times with Chris Brown. However, the two were out again last night getting tattoos in NYC and then later heading to a friend’s Birthday party. He totally got RiRi tattooed on his pee pee. I understand why RiRi is keeping mum about this little romance. Her alien kingdom would not appreciate her dating a mortal.

I love RiRi’s tattoo. It has serious meaning. It’s the map to her home planet. Follow the stars….

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