Somebody send little Beatrice McCartney some beef jerky or something. Heather Mills reportedly has her daughter on a strict vegan diet. Bea is going on holiday with her daddy to Morocco next week and Heather has been making everyone bonkers by faxing diet demands to the hotel.
A source told the Mirror, “Heather has been driving the hotel staff mad, faxing both the head chef and manager instructions and recipe suggestions for Bea. Paul is furious. He is perfectly capable of looking after his own daughter – especially after successfully bringing up his other children on vegetarian diets.” Paul should give Bea a big ass steak in retaliation. He needs to take a picture of a slab of beef going into Bea’s mouth and send it to Heather. She would go into a rage and tear off her other leg!
And I thought my mother was hardcore. I grew up without sugar, white bread or anything else remotely unhealthy. We were given fucking carrot sticks and tomato juice for snacks. NASTY! We became so hard-up for sugar that we would make sugar water and raw oatmeal with sugar in it. That kind of diet shit can backfire. I may have been healthy when I was a child, but now I eat chocolate cookies for breakfast because of it. Shhh! I put milk in the cookies. That makes it okay and healthy.