Valkyrie Is Never Coming Out

April 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl’s jack-off piece about the Nazis has been pushed back again. They just need to push that shit off the planet already. It was originally supposed to come out this July and then it was pushed to October 2008 and now it won’t be released until February 13, 2009. The perfect movie for Valentine’s Day! Tommy Girl plus Nazis equal hardcore romance.

Valkyrie will compete with The Pink Panther 2 that weekend. Oh shit! I really hope Tommy gets his power bottom ass handed to him by a pink pussy. That would make my Valentine’s weekend right there.

In case you haven’t seen the trailer for this crap, here it is below. Tommy looks like he has Rihanna’s poodle on his head and homegirl doesn’t even try to do a German accent. You would think he would be excited about sounding Marlene Dietrich. Some fag he is.

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