It tortures me to say this, but Kate Hudson does not look that bad with Smurf sperm all over her head. I bet Jokey was the lucky Smurf. He looks like a massive shooter. Kate should consider keeping it. It’s like when you put blueberries on bland oatmeal. It kind of makes it interesting for a second.
Here’s Kate in Boston today shooting the romantic-comedy “Bride Wars.” I can’t wait for the sugary gross trailer. All those romantic comedies use some kind of sappy oldies song for their trailer. I’m thinking Bride Wars is going to use “You Can’t Hurry Love.” Totally.