MiserAlba hasn’t been very miserable looking lately. Look at her! Ok, she’s not exactly bubbling like Orbitz soda inside, but she’s not exactly frowning. Somebody wipe that serene look off her face! She should be scowling, covering her face in disgust and waving her paw at the paps. If motherhood changes her miserable ways, I will never forgive her!
Here’s MiserAlba shopping for rugs this afternoon. When she’s done wearing that shirt, she could use it for curtains. Better yet, she should use it for a burp cloth.
And since we’re on the subject of fetuses in bellies, here’s more knocked up Minnie Driver and Tori Smelly in Los Angeles today. They are taking over and will soon come for your ovaries (or penis) like hormonal zombies. Keep a bag of dirty cat litter near you at all times. If that doesn’t work, show them this picture of Tori in a bikini. That shit will repel just about anything.