Yesterday, it was announced that Lifetime seduced Project Runway away from Bravo. I was excited about this, because Lifetime is home to the Golden Girls reruns. Heidi Klum and Bea Arthur make a glamorous team. However, the Golden Girls is moving off of Lifetime and shuffling off the Hallmark Channel. WTF?! Way to crush my dreams. Heidi Klum just couldn’t stand their heat.
The Hallmark channel is still in business?! I like Hallmark for my e-cards, I do not like them for my moving and talking picture entertainment. Wait, e-cards move and talk…right? You know what I mean! Fuck, it’s early.
Hallmark said, “This is the perfect complement to our schedule of family-friendly programming. It will appeal not only to our current viewers, but to fans that will follow the program to Hallmark Channel. It will also appeal to our sponsors and our distribution partners.”
It just doesn’t feel right whenever I try to walk the Hallmark channel. It feels like I’m in church. Lifetime is no longer the greatest network in history! The Trinity Network remains in the top spot. Seriously, watching the Trinity Network while drunk is a religious experience. Jan Crouch goes best with a side of vodka.
Below is an amazing Golden Girls moment which I will never enjoy on the Hallmark Channel.