She’s Smiling, Because She’s Getting Presents

April 7, 2008 / Posted by:

MiserAlba was all half-smiles yesterday as she attended her baby shower at some tea store in Los Angeles. Guests included Rashida Jones, Jaime King and Kim Kardashian. KardASSIAN?! For real? MiserAlba only invited her, so that someone in the room would have a bigger ass than her. Can you imagine Kardashian playing the “break the balloon with your ass” game? Bitch just has to show the balloon her ass and it breaks itself. She’s a champion at that game.

E! reports that MiserAlba told guests she was knocking a girl in June. It’s been rumored that she’s naming the poor thing Honor.

This baby shower looks like it was one of those wannabe “high class” affairs. BORING! I like my baby showers with the candy bar diaper game, strippers, plenty of booze and a ghetto baby shower cake.

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