Sharon’s New Bear

April 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Animal lover Sharon Stone is in Paris and she’s been seen with some new dude. At first I thought it was her bodyguard, but she’s been holding hands with him which makes me think he’s eating her squirrel.

The dude looks about right for Sharon. She’s probably with him, because he goes along with her kinky role playing. She makes him put on a bear costume, she pretend hunts him and then pours his fake blood all over her body while humping his lifeless body. Totally gross. Don’t blame me! It’s her fantasy.

I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I’m down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That’s funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!

Here’s more pics of Sharon and her teddy bear in Paris.

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