John McCain so has this presidency locked up! He already has Heidi Montag’s endorsement and now he can add the elegant Shauna Sand to his long list of prostitute supporters. TMZ caught up with Shauna last night as she was working the stroll. Shauna said she’s voting for McCain and “absolutely” thinks he’ll make a great president. She said all of this while shivering her plastic tits off. I guess plastic doesn’t keep you warm.
Shauna just got back from Miami where she said she was doing “print, film, tv, everything…” for work. I’m guessing the everything means porn. Well, a mother has to feed her children!
Oh and Shauna’s face is slowly turning into Joan Van Ark’s mask of destruction.