Rock Of Love 2: Destiney Is No Heather

Destiney was obviously not there for Bret. I mean, she decided not to get the words “Rock of Love” tattooed on her neck , but just the douchey logo of a heart and two swords. Destiney felt it might be too much with the words Rock of Love on it too. She is sooo not Heather. What Destiney needs to do is stop playing around with tattoos, walk down to the name-changing office and take the extra e off of her fucking name! She probably thinks the extra “e” stands for elegant. Stupid bitch!

It was a parent’s night on Rock of Love which was nothing like last season. It was pretty much a bore. Except for the part where Ambre’s (AGAIN, WTF is up with the names) dad slipped her real age. She told Bret she was 32 when she’s really 37. In actuality, she’s probably 44. Let’s be real.

My favorite moments of the show came towards elimination. The first is when Bret said this to Daisy, “You don’t have just kind of a closet you have a sort of……walk-in garage of a certain amount of skeletons that I feel we’re working really hard to get through.” A walk-in garage?! As opposed to…..

Below is my second favorite moment during elimination when Daisy’s rubber face goes after Destiney. Destiney fires back and doesn’t take one breath, “I auditioned for the first season I wanted to be here so bad I could barely watch it cause it torn me up inside because I wanted to be a part of it.” Something tells me she’s already torn up inside, but from something else….

Also, visit Jezebel to see pics of Bret without his bandanna! He’s very Charlize Theron in Monster.