Everyone hates Dane Cook! Add his Los Angeles neighbors to that growing list. Neighbors are shitting mad at Dane, because he doesn’t pick up after his dog, Beast. A source told Page Six, “They’ve sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he’ll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him.”
I don’t know why Dane has such a problem with shit considering he’s full of it. Shit has gotten so bad that Dane’s landlord has filed a complaint in court. Dane’s rep denies the allegations and said he is “looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings.”
There is a special place in hell for people that don’t pick up dog shit. They will spend eternity on a dog shit mountain with dog diarrhea constantly raining down on them. On the flip side, there is a special place in heaven for people (i.e. ME) that do pick up their dog caca. The worst is when you see a dog owner placing a bag directly under their big dog’s ass to collect the fresh doo pouring out. I try to throw them a fake understanding smile, but I’m really trying to hold down the vom.