Thandie With A Gap

April 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Thandie Newton will play that hot bitch Condoleezza Rice in the Oliver Stone’s W. Ioan Gruffudd has also joined the cast as Tony Blair.

The shit show starts shooting very soon and will follow Dubya’s path to the Presidency as well as his life in the White House. No, it’s not a comedy.

The cast also includes Josh Brolin (Dubya), Elizabeth Banks (Laura Bush), James Cromwell (Bush Sr.) and Ellen Burstyn (Barbara). The key roles of Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove has yet to be cast. Too bad Larry, Moe and Curly aren’t alive anymore. These are the roles they were born to play.

I have a feeling that this movie is going to be a camp classic! Not since Showgirls.….. It’s going to be a major BOMB. Pun intended.

Janet Jackson should play Condi. It’s pretty obvious. The Stone really dropped the pudding on that one.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Tags: Dumbasses, Film, Jude Law, Uncomfortable

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