Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are still two dykes in love. The two attended some wedding in Los Angeles last night and came out hand-in-hand. You know she-hulk’s grip is killing Justin inside. She doesn’t know her own strength. He wants to cry so badly, but he’s keeping it together for the cameras. Justin is used to it. Biel probably works that strap-on like a champ. Even cokie on Justin’s hole can’t ease the pain. The bitch is a trooper.
Tobey Maguire, Jason Bateman, Scott Speedman and Eva Mendes also attended last night. This shit looked like a funeral! They were all wearing black. It makes sense. You’re mourning the bride and groom’s slut days. Sad.