Here we are again. I thought we were doing so well, but Lindsay Lohan must insist on trying to look as old and haggard as possible. It’s the Lohan gene, but she must fight it! Apparently, Lohan went back to piss blonde for a movie role. Unless she’s playing coke bloat Barbie, I don’t know how this urine ‘do is going to help her character.
And how is this broad not bald by now? Those roots are hanging on for dear life. They can’t hold on much longer. Maybe that’s not a weave. Maybe it’s her scalp crying yellow tears of pain.
Here’s Lohan saving the world yesterday. “Saving the world” in Lohan talk means shopping and getting your weave effed with.