Belinda Carlisle Needs To Get Her Ears Cleaned

April 5, 2008 / Posted by:

MTV’s Rock the Cradle features the spawn of famous musicians battling it out for a record deal. The show premiered Thursday night and this mess is not to be missed.

Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, was clearly the star of the night. Horrific! The shit she injects into her lips could be put to better use on her vocal chords. Chloe blamed her terrifying performance on her “ears being out.” I think Belinda Carlisle’s ears were out too, because she gave Chloe a 9.5 out of 10.

That being said, Chloe is the most exciting thing to happen to music since Rosa from WB Superstar USA.

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