You’re Getting Very Sleepy

David Blaine will try to go 13 days without sleeping in a bid to break the world record. The awe-inspiring Keith Richards has a little advice for David….don’t do it!

Keith managed to stay awake for 9 days in the 1970s thanks to a party mix of narcotics. Keith ended up breaking his nose. I’m sure his nose was grateful for finally being put out of its coke snorting misery.

He said, “On the ninth day I was putting a tape into a tape deck. In 0.3 of a second I fell asleep and crashed headfirst into a JVC speaker, smashing my nose apart. I just lay there and let it bleed. It was a chemical thing.”

Keith is lying. He never fell asleep. Zombies don’t sleep.

Screw Blaine and his stupid stunts! The bitch doesn’t have shit on Toilet Lady! If he really wanted to show off his skills, he would try to beat the world’s toilet sitting record. It would be a win for all of us, because we wouldn’t have to see his ass (literally) for at least 2 years.

Source: SFGate