Yoko’s Words For Heather

A happy parade is probably going on inside Yoko Ono, but she managed to keep it calm during an interview with Sky News. Yoko said she feels for Heather, because it’s not easy being associated with a Beatle. Please! Yoko is thrilled that she’s no longer the only witch of the Beatles. She wants to give Heather’s stump a tongue bath. She’s that grateful!

Yoko said, “All I can say is it’s not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say.” Yoko said Heather needs to “do her very best and try to survive”. That’s nice of Yoko. Heather really needs those words on encouragement considering she only has $50 million to live on. She’s so broke that she’s going to have to cut coupons. Poor darling.

Yoko kept the fake sympathy coming and even extended a hand to Paul McCartney, “I’m very sorry for him to have had to go through all that. I haven’t spoken to him about that but it’s a subject which he probably doesn’t want to discuss with other people.”

I’m sure that still didn’t stop her from sending him a note that said, “You got served! Karma is a one-legged bitch!”