It’s the wedding of the
year second! Everyone seems to think Beyonce and Jay-Z will be married in NYC tonight.
You know this wedding is going to be a tack-tack-tacky affair if they tell you to wear all ivory. I hope there’s one smart motherfucker that shows up in an ivory coat, but opens it to real their BRIGHT WHITE gown. I’m thinking Solange needs to do that shit. She’s already been banished to a life in the basement, so she might as well go down cackling.
Lainey Gossip also thinks it’s in the numbers for Beyonce and Jay-Z to be married today:
B’s birthday is September 4th. Jay’s birthday is December 4th. They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris…
He owns the 40/40 clubs.
Tomorrow is April 4th.
And 4 is the number of times I dry heaved while reading that shit. They would totally get married today based on those numbers.