Naomi’s On The Loose

April 4, 2008 / Posted by:

I hope the police officer that Naomi Campbell spat on yesterday has protection from the A-Team, Cujo and Kevin Costner, because the bitch is out! The Goddess of Rage was unleashed from her cell after being arrested for assaulting a police officer at Heathrow airport. Naomi was handcuffed and dragged away screaming.

Naomi was bailed out and is due in court next month. If charges are filed and she’s convicted, Naomi could face up to six months in the chokey. Putting Naomi in prison for that long would be a mistake! She would spend her time bulking up and planning her revenge on society. She would come out stronger than ever!

What she really needs is a good week with Dr. Drew, Supernanny and the dog whisperer. If the power of those 3 can’t help her, nothing can.


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