Oprah’s expose on puppy mills aired today and she dedicated the episode to her “one true love” Sophie. Oprah played a lovely montage video of Sophie her servants worked on. Oprah said she had not seen it yet, so you know what that means…….spidery tears! For serious! Her false eyelashes must be sealed with liquid nails.
I admit that I felt the intense urge to squeeze out a wet one from my beady eye, but it didn’t happen. I did feel a little warmness in my chest, but that could have been from my Mexican lunch.
The one thing I realized after watching this touching tribute to Sophie is that I want a montage video of my own when I bite the big one! We all should have one. I can’t count on the lazy whores in my life to put one together, so I’ll do this myself. It will be set to Foreigner’s Cold As Ice. That seems fitting and it might make my movements in the montage video look more graceful.