This Wino look-a-like stood outside her home yesterday hoping to get some attention or something. Stupid slut! She looks nothing like Wino! Bitch, fish out your report card from your purse. I need to write a big F on that shit with a red sharpie!
I’ll give you a real Wino look-a-like! Just give me a skeleton, a Freddy Krueger mask and Pete Burns’ old gorilla coat. VOILA! Instant Wino.
Wino was up to her old crack tricks again last night. She stood outside her house several times waiting for friends to come over. Mark Ronson and Blake II showed up. All she’s missing is a house coat and a broom. Wino looks like your crazy neighborhood lady that will throw lemons at you for crossing her property line.