Cleaned Up Keanu Is Not My Cup Of Tea
April 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
No, that’s not Diablo Cody with Keanu Reeves. It’s his sister, Kim. Kim and Keanu! Get it? Me neither.
Keanu was obviously forced to bathe, shave and put on clean shoes to the premiere of “Street Kings” last night in Los Angeles. His people didn’t think it was appropriate for him to be stinking up his own premiere.
There’s something false about a clean Keanu Reeves. He should have mud on his face or possibly a tumbleweed on his head. Something! I like my Keanu with a little dick Pâté and a lot of ass jelly. It’s just my taste.
Here’s some other people at last night’s shindig. There’s a little Chris Evans and a little Minnie Driver. She’s knocked up. Remember?
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