Snatcher Sings!

April 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The American Idol producers really hate us. Not only are they keeping Kristy Lee on the show, but they are bringing Teri Snatcher on to sing! Rush & Molly reports that Teri will sing with the Band From TV during Idol Gives Back next week. The band includes James Denton (Desperate Housewives), Hugh Laurie (House), Greg Grunberg (Heroes) and Bonnie Somerville (Cashmere Mafia).

Why didn’t they just take it to the next level and initiate a mass National suicide by having Snatchers duet with Kristy Lee?

I’ve had the displeasure of hearing Snatcher’s singing voice before. I saw the bitch in “Cabaret” a few years ago. Below is a clip. Yes, Snatcher sang and did a horrific British accent. Her accent made Britney Spears sound like Julie Andrews. I don’t know how I survived that performance. Drugs. Snatcher drove me to a life of drugs (see Bobby B story below).

Tags: Teri Hatcher

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