She’s Wearing A Bra!

April 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Hooray! Rejoice! Let’s throw a parade. The bra is bright yellow, but who cares?! She wore yellow, because it went beautifully with her orange skin. That’s not self-tanner either. It’s Cheeto dust. I will have a coffeetini (gross, but for some reason that tastes good) to celebrate. She’s wearing a bra and her nails are clean. Focus on the positive!

In other Brit news, TMZ reports her new lawyer has filed papers challenging the legal fees she has to pay KFed. Her lawyer claims he lied about his income and hid a bunch of personal expenses.

According to the legal papers, Federline grossed $544,074.73 from his production company, “Gooseneck Productions” in 2007, and his expenses totaled $841,128.67. Phillips says Federline’s so-called business expenses included “extraordinarily high tips for food and beverage services [e.g., $1,100.76 tip on $2,782 bill; $200 tip on $371.29 bill; and $2,000 tip on $365 bill].

KFed shouldn’t be allowed to have business expenses. That’s for people that actually do business. Smoking weed, getting chicks pregnant and watching court shows is not business. The tips were totally given in $1 bills through a g-string.

Here’s more pics of Brit Brit at dinner last night and shopping during the day.

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