Seinfeld Flips!

April 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Jerry Seinfeld’s 1967 vintage Fiat flipped over after its brakes failed. The accident occured in the Hamptons last night. Jerry’s wife, Jessica, said he walked away without even a scratch. He was probably wearing that ruffled shirt from the show. It makes you invincible!

Jerry was driving along a road when his brakes stopped working. He had to pulling the emergency brake and over he went! Jerry told The New York Post, “Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of.” Jerry was not boozing that night.

Jerry just wanted to see if he could get his car to do a double flip. Bored rich people do crazy things like that.

Missy Chase Lapine must be behind this! She’s the chick that is suing Jessica Seinfeld for plagiarizing her cookbook about putting broccoli in brownies and gross shit like that. Jerry should check to see if his brakes are covered in broccoli and brownie mix!

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