I just felt like I sat through a really strange, but hot biology class. Thomas Beatie aka the pregnant man was on Oprah today to discuss…well…the fact that he’s a pregnant transman! The audience was shocked when Oprah announced that Thomas was knocked up. I don’t know why! I’ve seen manlier woman. I mean…have you seen Chastity Bono lately? Speaking of, Thomas’ wife has that total power lesbo look down. You can tell she wears the pants in the family. That’s why he’s the one carrying the baby. She’s too manly for that shit!
So basically, this is what I learned:
Thomas’ clit is like a mini-dick (like Chyna Doll’s)
Thomas got pregnant through a donor…DUH
Thomas had his breasts removed…DOUBLE DUH
Thomas’ baby is healthy
Thomas doesn’t have a peen
Thomas’ power lesbo wife has two daughters from a previous dude
Thomas’ dad is not into him being a dude or being knocked up
Thomas is kind of hot and I’d totally hit it. Not pregnant Thomas! Although, that might be kind of freaky sexy.
I can’t wait for TyTy’s broke version of this. She’s going to go undercover as a pregnant man to see what it’s really like. She’s going to cry and say it was the hardest time in her life. She’s probably holding a meeting about it now.
Oh and I also learned that Thomas used to be a really gorgeous ass chick…..
Here’s a clip from the show of Thomas and his wife going in for their ultrasound. I swear I thought their doctor was Linda Tripp for a minute.