My Little Ramiele

April 3, 2008 / Posted by:

The picture above looks like two lesbians celebrating the adoption of their new baby girl. It’s probably not far from the truth. Kristy Likes Cocks must have skeletons in her closet. Nobody is that wholesome and boring. She’s probably Kristy Likes Cunts! She’s totally licking Brooke White’s pink.

Anyway, little Ramiele was sent back to the Keebler factory where she must continue making Sandies for all of us to enjoy. The elves have missed her. Little Ramiele would not stop crying after Gaycrest sealed her fate. I’m just waiting for someone to break down and beat the shit out of Kristy right there on stage.

The worst part was when KLC came onstage holding a note that said “Kristy’s seat” or something like that, because the bitch knew she was in the bottom 3. Methinks she cheated and looked at the results before the show. They should have eliminated her for cheating! Come on producers! Help me out here. They have to get her on a technicality, because the roach is staying put to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my days or until the season ends.

Below is the elimination where Ramiele brought on the waterworks. I hate seeing toddlers cry!

Image: Rickey

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