Heather Mills Is A Master Of Disguise!

April 3, 2008 / Posted by:

This Michael Jackson costume wig is not going to cut it. Heather Mills needs to take some of that McCartney blood money and buy a wig that doesn’t look like it came out of the clearance bin.

Heather tried her hardest to disguise herself as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday, but ended up drawing more attention to her stupid ass. A better disguise would have been if she just strolled into the first class lounge with her daughter. The real Heather Mills would never do that! She totally wears this get-up when she’s staking out Paul and his new bitch. She thinks she’s slick!

Heather has also proven that the fannypack will never EVER make a comeback.

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