Wednesdays are difficult on my cuticles, because it’s elimination night for American Idol and America’s Next Top Model. During AI, I bite my nails off hoping Kristy Lee will be sent back to Hooter’s. And right before that, I chew on my finger skin hoping DoMANique is sent back to performing 3 shows a night at her local tranny cabaret.
I mean, this is not America’s Next Top Tucker! She looks like the local weed man after a botched sex change. The dude is here to stay and that isn’t so bad. Everyone in the house hates his ass and that makes good ass TV. Here’s some of my fave moments from last night:
1: When dumb fuck Claire tried to be slick, but ending up hitting her head on the plastic. I also realized last night that if you put 30 layers of bronzer on Claire, she sort of looks like the twink version of Jay Manuel.
2: When Dominique did a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine. SEVENTEEN! The bitch hasn’t been 17 in 30 years!
3: When TyTy told Dominique that her skirt was too short and that if she bends over we’ll get a show. Yeah, a ball knocking show.
4: When TyTy gave another made-up excuse for sending Claire home. She told her that she’s “giving one note in her photos.” WHAT! Lauren walks like she has just been butt fucked by several 12″ metal dildos. You can’t get rid of that walk. Trust me, I’ve tried.
5. When Miss Jay called Katarzyna “Neutrogena.”
Below are the shots from last night’s ultrasound shoot.