Britney Spears stopped by Ed Hardy’s corporate offices today to speak with Christian Audigier about possibly doing a clothing line together. Christian told Star Magazine, “I have known Britney for a long time — she is a good friend of mine. We’re talking about working together, designing a line of clothing.”
Taco Bell and Starbucks should get in on the action. They can provide authentic stains for all the clothes. It wouldn’t be a Brit Brit garment without some sort of food stain on it. She shouldn’t stop there either! She should team up with Suave for a line of hair products and Smiley’s Yarns for a line of weaves.
Brit Brit was also there to pick out some things to send to her knocked up sissy, Jamie Lynn. Her Birthday is tomorrow. Brit totally sent her a bunch of free shit in size XS with the note, “Happy Birfday Bitch! Hope yoos will be able ta wears these afta yo pop out Casey Jamie! Yo won’t tho, on account of yo bein’ a fat ass!”