Last night was a hard American Idol for me. Listening to Dolly Parton songs being murdered took a toll on my dark soul. It was like being attacked with a staple gun over and over again.
I really have no idea who is going home this week. I knew that Kristy Likes Cocks was going to sing “Coat of Many Colors.” More like cunt of many colors! I think that song is going to keep her from going home.
This bitch is turning into my neighborhood crackhead. Every day when I leave my apartment, I say a little prayer hoping the neighborhood crackhead is nowhere to be seen. Deep down I know she will be there and I know she will open her mouth full of grey teeth and ask me for “25 cents or a quarter.” Seriously, bitch actually asks for “25 cents or a quarter.” One day I’m just going to blow up and say, “YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!” What I’m saying is that Kristy Lee will be on Idol every week even though I pray she isn’t. It’s the truth. Here’s my bottom 3:
Ramiele – The puppy dog eye trick has overstayed its welcome.
Kristy Lee – Back where she belongs, but she won’t go home.
Brooke White – I have no idea why I chose her, but it was either her or Jason Castro.
Ramiele is going home and just like Chikezie before her, she’ll be taking a bullet for Kristy Lee.
Oh and below is Kristy Lee showing off her amazing butcher skills. Skip to the end to see Gaycrest say to her, “Love the French pedicure.” Next week he is going to tell Syesha, “Girrrrrl, your hair is looking ferociously fiiierrrrce!”