Scott Weiland’s craziness is too intense for Velvet Revolver, so they’ve kicked his hot ass out of the band! He must be in tears. I’ll give him a butt cheek to cry on. Well, he’s a hot piece and the crazy ones are always stars in the sack. VR issued this press release:
“This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn’t 100% committed to either. Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on.”
I would like to submit a list of possible replacements: Danny Noriega, La Pequena, Mimi La Rue and Phoebe Price.
Speaking of PP, I kind of want to paint a watercolor of her on Scott Weiland’s chest in that picture above. His rib cage looks like PP’s chicken cutlets!