The Race Is Over!

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The election is over everyone! It’s time to pack up and go home. Feminist hero Heidi Montag is endorsing John McCain! Obviously, this influential endorsement will give him the win.

She told UsWeekly, “I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience. I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Everyone cares who Horsey Montag votes for. There’s only one vote that counts and that’s Heidi Montag’s!

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