Pete Doherty Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Color me stunned! I thought Xuxa had it in the pussy bag. Speaking of Xuxa, she told a Brazilian newspaper that she’s not sure what her position is on being called a “Hot Slut of the Week.” She said she would watch to see what this does to her “image.” Please. I’m sure doing a sex scene with a 13-year-old did wonders for her image. Anyway……

Pete Doherty managed rise above and beat Xuxa, Ramona Singer and Laura Bozzo to become Dlisted’s Hot Slut of March! Petey couldn’t make it to today’s Hot Slut awards ceremony, so I will accept this bag of sugar on his behalf.

I also chose to not use a normal picture of Petey looking like a crusty, coke bugger tissue. Doesn’t he look utterly lovely here? Even that black hole above Pete loves him so much that it just wants to suck him in.

Thanks to all who voted!

Thanks Luis for Xuxa tip!

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