Note To Nancy: Don’t Answer Your Phone

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Heather Mills has given Paul McCartney yet another reason to wish he had never fallen for her peg-legged charms. Paul is currently romancing Nancy Shevell, but the relationship will not last if Heather gets her way. Heather is afraid that Paul might start a new family with Nancy and brush their daughter, Beatrice, to the side. Heather is also planning to call Nancy to warn her about Paul.

A source told Showbiz Spy, “Heather’s threatening to call and explain the dangers of dating a Beatle. She had hell with the public hating her and reckons Nancy could too. Heather genuinely thinks she’s doing Nancy a good turn.”

Nancy and Paul recently came back from a vacation in Antigua and Heather was livid! “She went ballistic when she found out. She’s also terrified they’re planning a baby – even though Nancy’s not far off 50 – and thinks another child will detract from Beatrice.

Cock blocking Mills! She kills a relationship faster than an unplanned pregnancy!

Nancy needs to keep all her pets inside and turn off all her phones lines. I’m getting a “Fatal Attraction” vibe from this. Heather is just like Alex Forrest, but without the awesome hair and extra leg.

Here’s Nancy in NYC last night. Poor bitch doesn’t know what’s coming. Run and hide!

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