MiserAlba’s Honor

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Please tell me MiserAlba is not naming her baby Honor! She’s doing a dishonor to that little girl by giving her that name. Star Magazine reports that MiserAlba is having a little chickie and has already picked out the name Honor. HONOR!

MiserAlba’s baby shower is this Sunday and bitches have been buying her gifts. A source said that one friend of MiserAlba picked up a little charm bracelet with the name HONOR on it.

The source went on to say, “This woman was so exited that Jessica is having a girl. She said she loved the name too, Honor, and said Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash’s baby. She said she couldn’t wait to give it to Jessica this weekend. She asked twice if the bracelet would be ready by then.”

Press pause. She thinks it’s an honor to have a man’s baby? What the hell is this? Medieval times? And if it is, where’s my damn turkey leg! There’s no way MiserAlba said that. She’s a bitch!

I’m going to choose to sweep this little rumor under the rug until the birth certificate is signed. I’m going to say a prayer tonight to La Pequena and ask that MiserAlba changes her mind. Obviously, MiserAlba needs to name her daughter Misery Chastaine. You can’t go wrong in naming your kid after a Kathy Bates movie.

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