Madonna Sleeps With Her Blackberry

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Madonna is practically chained to her Blackberry and she even sleeps with it at night. She told Elle Magazine that even Guy sleeps with his.

She said, “We lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It’s not unromantic. It’s practical. I’m sure loads of couples have their BlackBerrys in bed with them. I have to sleep with my BlackBerry because I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I’ve forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes. Guy’s always waiting for me to come to bed, so he plays Brick on his Blackberry until I’m ready.

It was probably Guy’s idea. He keeps his between his crotch and he uses hers to call himself over and over again. It’s the only way he can get a little hot action, because you know she stopped putting out years ago. She saves her open vagina for photoshoots and magazine covers.

And how do their Blackberrys stay in one place while they sleep. They must sleep like corpses. I wear a sleeping mask (SHUT UP) every night and it’s usually around my ankle when I wake up in the morning.

Madonna went on to talk about a song on her new album called Incredible.” One of the songs lyrics is, “sex with you is incredible.” Yeah, I’m sure every songwriter in the world is kicking themselves wishing they came up with that “incredible” lyric. Anyway, Madonna confesses the song is about Guy.

She said, “Sex with Guy is incredible … And surprise, surprise, it’s his favorite song on the album. Actually, maybe it’s not his favorite song, but it’s definitely his favorite line.

Leave it to Madonna to use her sex life to plug a song.


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