John McCain And Heidi Montag Love Each Other

April 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Earlier, I posted about how Heidi Montag’s fake rack is voting for John McCain. I’m not joking. I think her rack does all her writing. She puts a pen between her tits and signs everything with it. She thinks it looks sexy. Anyway, John McCain got word of this and he responded.

He told Time’s Swampland, “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started.”

It’s so heartwarming to see requited love. It makes me feel so warm inside that I could fart out last month’s jizz.

Heidi and John should get married, move to Mars and have a million babies together. Seriously, she’s totally blowing the dude. Blowing him while he watches “The Hills” of course. He never misses an episode!

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day

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