Britney’s Still Got It

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit still manages to create a paparazzi hurricane whenever Daddy Spears lets her go out and play. Brit decided to air out her weave of mass destruction and go shopping at the Tracey Ross boutique. Her bodyguard called in for police protection, because there were so many photographers. Brit probably only came out to show Miley Cyrus that she’s still the Queen of paparazzi chaos and will always be.

I don’t know why her bodyguards just don’t turn the hose on the paps? That’s what my abuelita used to do to us whenever we got out of hand. She would blast us with water and then while we were wiping the water from our eyes, she would beat us with her house slipper. It worked every time.

Brit’s weave is looking tight and by “tight” I mean it looks like shit. Seriously, that shit looks like dozens of cats in heat went at it on top of her head. I don’t even know if that’s hair! I think that’s fucking string that got caught in the sewing machine.

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