Alanis Does The Vadge

April 2, 2008 / Posted by:

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At first I thought these were pictures of an overly airbrushed Cher. I think I would rather see Cher’s crotch than Alanis‘. I blame Madonna for this madness! She flashes her twatty everywhere likes it’s something we want to see.

I know what Alanis is doing. She’s fucking teasing us. She has that look in her eye like, “Yeah, Ryan Reynolds’ tongue was all in this. He had this all-you-can-eat buffet every night.” I don’t blame him. I would bury my head in her crotch too. It would beat looking at her face. Awwwww…how can I hate on Alanis? She wrote the lyric “How about them transparent dangling carrots.” How can I hate that? I like transparent dangling carrots.

Here’s Alanis’ promo shots for her new album “Flavors of Entanglement.”

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