Room For Zuckerman?

April 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Is Andrea Zuckerman coming back to 90210? E!’s Kristin reports that Rob Thomas (not the Matchbox Twenty dude) has just finished his draft of the 90210 remake and there’s a character named Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez. Hannah is only in it for a quick second. She’s the host of the school’s news show. Jesse Vasquez was the name of Andrea’s dude on the show, so obviously the girl is the spawn of Andrea and Jesse.

Andrea might not be the only one coming back. Rob still has his heart set on bringing that trollop Kelly Taylor back. Kelly is now a fashion design teacher at BHHS. Jennie Garth signed on to do a CBS pilot, so who knows if she will be back.

Rob has also given the Peach Pit a high-class makeover. The dump requires reservations now. WTF is happening to this jewel of a show? And what about the Peach Pit After Dark? Please don’t tell me they are going to go “The OC” route and let stupid ass bands perform their to promote themselves. Ugh.

I’m okay with Andrea coming back, but Kelly Taylor?! I’d rather have Donna Martin back then Kelly Taylor! Rob can even give Tori Spelling her wish of having Donna be a MILF! It would be disgusting and offensive, but I would rather deal with that than Kelly Taylor!

I’ve become at peace with the fact that Brenda will never set foot back in Beverly Hills. She’s too busy touring Europe as a famous actress.

And I leave you with an amazing clip of Donna Martin being pushed down the stairs. She’s so graceful. That hair really brings out the horse in her face.

Thanks Jessica

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