Jack Nicholson Lives The Good Life

April 1, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s 60 degrees and shitty here in NYC and it looks like it’s about 80 and fucking gorgeous in Hawaii. Yeah, but the milk is still $10. Although, that might be an urban legend.

The Jack is still in Hawaii where he’s body surfing, tanning his moobs and chatting up the ladies. I’m sure he’s getting lucky night and day. The horny tourists are probably eating him up. They better be using rubbers. Jack is virile! He has like 7 kids or some shit. I went to Hawaii and all I got was Jack Nicholson’s baby.

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