Woe Is Chestica

March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Poor Chestica Simpson is in the hospital, because her pusssay burns when she pees. In Touch reports that Ches has a minor kidney infection and is currently receiving treatment Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. She’s been in there since Friday.

A friend said she’s doing fine and she should be out by tomorrow. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, couldn’t be with her, because he had shit to do in Dallas. It was probably shit that landed her in this pickle. Ass to vagina is a dangerous game! Something in the vag ain’t clean!

The friend went on to say, “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever.”

I’m sure Daddy Spears is taking very good care of his pot of gold. He probably wrestles the thermometer out of the nurse’s hand when it’s time to take Ches’ temperature.

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