Wino’s Dark Music

March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Even though Amy Wino’s face is falling off the bone, she’s still managing to get into the studio to make new music. Wino is once again working with Mark Ronson and she’s been playing some of her new jingles for friends. They are worried, because they say her music has become “darker.” They have described it as “suicidal music,” because the lyrics are so intense and bleak.

Suicide music?! Can you say….GRAMMY!?

A source told The Sun, “Her next album is darker than ever. Amy’s got low self-esteem anyway but her skin has made her want to hide away from the rest of the world. And we have started noticing more and more cuts on her arms. Her problems are pushing her over the edge and she’s turning into a depressed recluse. It’s not good for her to stay in so much.” Wino obviously doesn’t want to hide away, because the bitch is always out and about buying sweet popsicles or whatever the hell she eats.

Friends also say that Wino has been purposely missing her visit with Blaaaake in the chokey, because she doesn’t want to see him. Um….naw. She’s missing her visits, because the crack smoke covers up the clock and she forgets what time it is.

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