Peta has reached out to Brit Brit Spears and offered her a job for one day at their offices. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Peta’s President was so impressed with Brit’s role as a receptionist on “How I Met Your Mother” that she wants her to be a Peta receptionist for just one hour. Does the one hour include the 3 15-minute smoke breaks Brit would need?
They wrote an open letter to Brit Brit and said, “from the inside, why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. … We might have criticized you in the past for contributing to the dog overpopulation crisis and wearing real fur, but perhaps now that your own crisis has abated, a new day calls for a new relationship, a new outlook, and a new understanding.” They will donate $1,000 to a children’s charity of her choice should she take their offer.
This is a set-up! They just want to get Brit into their offices, so they can save the dead animal that’s been living on her head for these past months.
In other BS news, Daddy Spears wants her to stop making music and focus on TV. He believes a normal 9 to 5 job would keep her out of trouble. Page Six reports that he’s looking at several TV offers including a possible guest spot on “30 Rock.”
Daddy Spears is not thinking outside the box. It’s pretty easy to keep Brit busy. They should just give her a jumbo-sized bag of Funions and sit her in front of an optical illusion poster. You know those posters that if you stare at long enough, you’ll see flying dolphins and shit? She would be there for days.