Still No Money Shot

March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I posted some pictures of Paris Hilton holding her dick mouth after falling down and eating shit in Prague. I prayed to anybody who would listen for video of this glorious moment. A bunch of you sent me the video below that unfortunately doesn’t include the money shot. It just shows the before and after. It does however feature a totally douchey speech from Benji Madden.

The bruise isn’t even that bad! She’s had bigger bruises on her face from being dick slapped. So disappointing. I’m going to have to add a little cognac to my morning coffee to ease the pain.

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