Madonna Could Beat Your Ass

March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Eeesh. Is Madonna training for Miss Physique or something? Homegirl needs to lay off the Stemulite.

Guy Ritchie probably gives her the evil side-eye when when she goes in to give him a handjob. He’s afraid she’s going to rip his dick off. Oh, silly me. She’s already taken that.

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