Johnny Depp For Trojan

March 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Trojan condoms have offered Johnny Depp $10 million to be the “face” of their company. The Daily Star reports that they want Johnny to star in TV commercials for their Magnum range. Johnny has long been an advocate of safe sex eduction, so the company feels this is a perfect “fit.” They also want Johnny to help with their anti-AIDS campaign. Trojan plans to send free condoms to third world countries.

Trojan has reportedly thrown around the tagline, “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.” Boo! It should be, “If if it’s big enough for Johnny, it’s big enough for you.

A source close to Johnny claims he’s interested, “He’s very interested and he’s trying to figure out if he can fit it in.” Oh, it will only take a few seconds, Johnny. I’ll gladly help out in seeing if it fits. We can take pre-measurements using my mouth. It’s more accurate than a standard ruler.

This is a splendid idea. Johnny should also take part in a how-to video showing us all the correct way to put on a condom. Of course I know how, but I want to see it done the “Depp way.

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